Do your part to jumpstart this economy.
1) BUY your tickets for the International Gold Cup
2) HIRE the best caterer you can find.
3) DON'T scrimp on quality libations.
4) HIRE somebody to drive you home.
There, that was easy.
You will have a great day and the ENTIRE GLOBAL ECONOMY will be better off for your efforts (read that "fun.")
What are you waiting for?
Hey, if AIG can afford English Premiere Soccer League team Manchester United and a $400,000 post bailout spa retreat, you can surely afford a wonderful Saturday in the country.
If nothing else, it will take you mind off the stock market!