10. I can’t believe you told me to wear these high heels.9. I left the car right here…
8. Man, I wish I had a golf cart – they’re chick magnets!
7. Nice hat!
6. The brown horse won the race! (Oh yeah, they’re all brown.)
5. What time is kick off?
4. Gold Cup? I thought this was the Virginia audition for American Idol?
3. I don’t need sunblock. I NEVER get burned.
2. That jockey is cute! Which one? The thin one. (Oh yeah, they’re all thin.)
...and the number one thing you might overhear at Saturday's Virginia Gold Cup:
1. Is that a horse in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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